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Friday, 31 October 2014

Bank Robbery With Sap

Like old westerns, via tunneling, cleaned out the bank in a small town in India, local thieves.

digged in the 40 meter tunnel under the ground of an old abandoned building located opposite the city bank robbers carried 320 thousand dollars, not counting a few tens of kilograms of jewelry stored in locked cells in the walls of the vault.

Hard to believe that, somewhere on earth there is still a place where a city bank may be protected by the old fashioned way, probably more applicable to the so-century 16th have great granary lock and two guards were on duty in the street.

And the building itself in appearance resembles a large rustic barn with mud floors than a city bank. What is, in principle, and took advantage of the robbers, pick open adobe floor in the store.

And it seems to evidence left by the robbers.

Local authorities say that such a daring robbery could make only local vorґ, which they hope will soon be caught. Visitors to the bandits it would have been beyond the power to remain undetected for so long in the city in preparation for the robbery, where each knows each other.

Depraved Orgy With 50 Prostitutes In The Palace Of Pope

October 30, 1501 was the apotheosis of the madness that was going on in those days in the Vatican. Cesare Borgia, Cardinal of the Catholic Church and the son of Pope Alexander VI, arranged a "soiree" at the residence of his father, or rather in the papal palace. What made this solemn event so special? That was the fact that is 50 prostitutes in this solemn event.

Do you think the Pope himself did not know anything? Then I want to disappoint you, the party was the Pope and his daughter Lucrezia. 50 call girls initially were quite modest, they were dressed and danced with the children and the "older" guests, but at some point the clothes suddenly disappeared somewhere. Cesare Borgia began to throw chestnuts and undressed girls kneel to collect them from the floorboards. But one way or another, they remain in these positions and thus offer to all guests that the use of such an unforeseen present. Is like as you may visualize, began an orgy. It is said that the Pope Alexander VI was involved in all of this.

Although the Catholic authorities deny that this orgy took place, the master of ceremonies of the Catholic Church, Johann Burchard, a written statement of the party. Scientists studying the history of the Catholic Church, argue that the enemies of the Pope Alexander VI deliberately exaggerated the incident to discredit him and his legacy. But those who are not biased studies history agree that the "party" could well be the case, because all agree that the reign of Alexander VI, connected with the prosperity of corruption and immorality in the Vatican.

Historians and researchers still now cannot come to a common denominator. The main problem lies in the fact that all of the information about Alexander VI, which is available today, was made ​​300 years after his death, so anything to say exactly very hard.

Thursday, 30 October 2014

Artist Makes Jewelry From Breast Milk

When a child is born, parents traditionally seek to make an imprint of his palm or save a lock of hair. But American artist, mother of three, came up with a new way to preserve the memory of the appearance of the baby into the world it makes to order jewelry from breast milk.

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Design and improvement of unusual breast milk preservation technology and transforming it into a resin Allicia Mogavero from Rhode Island took about seven years. Ceychas orders for pendants, rings and bracelets MommyMilk receives from all over the world.

Among zakazchitsa women from the Belgium, Australia, Italy, Germany, spain, china and Uk .Creation "Dairy designer" became so popular that during the pre-order is now 12 months.

To get the "milk" decoration takes about two tablespoons of milk, and you want to send to the artist in a sealed package. Having received such a package, Alicia plastifies milk, and then creates a wide variety of miniature forms. What did not you see on her ornaments: hearts, stars, moon, tiny palms and feet?

Then the figure of milk secured special decorative resin in a silver frame. At the request of the customer on the decoration can be done in the child's name or any other inscription.

In the manufacture of one-piece Alicia takes about five hours, and the average price of her works - $ 160. It is worth noting that the decoration of breast milk caused a very mixed reaction. Some claim that "the use of breast milk for decoration sounds disgusting." But the Designer Mogavero Alicia does not believe that so. She is sure that the jewelry that she makes, beautiful, and besides are propaganda so necessary newborns breastfeeding.

 

Wednesday, 29 October 2014

Some Facts About Underwear

In the world, there are two types of people. Some people do not attach much importance underwear; others give him too much attention. Here are some facts about underwear, and, I think, no matter what type of people you belong, they will be of interest to you.

Underwear not crashed in the ass. Anyone can remember the thrill of crashing into the buttocks underwear. Most often it is just a prank or really uncomfortable underwear, but there were cases of serious groin injury, but rather the testes. A December 21, 2013, 58-year-old Denver St. Clair was killed when; during a drunken quarrel his stepson pulled his underwear on his face, thus choking him. And in 2007, eight years old boy twins Jared and Justin Serovich bullied over each other at home in Ohio, pulling each other briefs, and at that moment one of them joked that stands invent underwear, do not crash into the ass. This prompted the boys to create”Rip Away 1000" underwear with Velcro which razleplyayutsya if someone pulls the pants. After winning the competition inventions, the boys became a favorite media and appeared in television news.

Edible underwear. In 1975, residents of Chicago Lee Brady and David Sanderson invented "Candy Pants" the first edible underwear. They faced difficulties in obtaining a patent for their invention, but eventually they became its owner. Today edible underwear has become one of the options tasteless and silly gift, but the mid-1970s in the United States was a very different time. "Candy Pants" brought its creators approximately $ 150,000 per month and buy them regularly enough. Original considered edible underwear garment, as did his friend of round candies. Today, companies are trying their best to come up with something new because most lingerie is already tired.

Mormon underwear. Mormon Christian sect in recent years has attracted a lot of attention. Especially attracts many feature their faith, which is that the man-Mormon must have several wives. While this seems like a good introduction to a pornographic film, Mormons have strict laws about abstinence outside of marriage (including a ban on masturbation). Chastity as a fetish of this group even extended to their choice of underwear. Underwear for men and women has become a symbol of loyalty to the church and faith commitment. Mormon underwear set consists of a white t-shirt and plain white shorts. On them you will find small religious symbols and purchase them you can only in specialty stores and on the websites of the church. These "objects of church clothes" were awarded much attention in 2012 during the US presidential election. Mormon Mitt Romney sharply opposed the incumbent President Barack Obama, and in return he received a lot of jokes in regard to his Mormon underwear.

Kids Thong Abercrombie. US giant Abercrombie & Fitch in recent years have been embroiled in plenty of scandals, including the release in 2002 of shirts with Asian caricatures and offensive shirts. But the company a couple of months shocked the public even more, when the baby unit to create a line of strings for girls. On thongs were the following inscriptions: "eye candy" and "Smack Smack". The company received numerous complaints and calls for a boycott, but the company diligently defended bright panties. They argued that the "underwear for young girls was created lighthearted and sweet. And each has a legitimate right to think the best of their immorality." While striking publicity campaigns and underwear Abercrombie liked adolescents, their parents did not share the enthusiasm of their children. Correspondingly the children did not get the money to buy this lingerie. The company's revenues fell sharply, and its future was in doubt.

Men's underwear, as an indicator of the state of the economy. When the going gets tough times, people are tightening the belt tighter and avoid frivolous purchases. At such times, we do not splurge on new devices and entertainment, but certain commodities purchased, regardless of financial circumstances. One of these things is men's underwear. Men's underwear market has no big drop, even when the window is raging crisis. And according to the former chairman of the US Federal Reserve Alan Greenspan, if sales did fall, it indicates that the economy is in a very desperate situation. In 2009, the world was shaken by the financial crisis, but sales of men's underwear were down just 2.3 percent. Since then, the economy has improved significantly. In 2011 the market of men's underwear made a huge jump of 6.4 percent from $ 3.08 billion to $ 3.28 billion.

Prison. During his stay in prison inmates often get jobs that allow them to work, develop new skills and earn a little money. Speaking of American prisons, we present a heavily tattooed men, blacks or Latinos with a number on the chest, and in principle it is, but they keep the dirty secret lingerie famous brand. In 1990 the company hired Third Generation of South Carolina inmates to sew lingerie for Victoria's Secret. Girls, do you have this brand of underwear? Or do you even now in it? As you awareness that could make them tattooed prisoner? But they themselves American prisoners with underwear is often a problem. Some US prisons are deficient in underwear. The problem lies in the fact that the laundry cannot be washed independently and hands can be only one set. So we have concluded that the prison ask relatives to bring shorts.

Tuesday, 28 October 2014

Interesting Things Can Be Found In New York's Trashcan

The story began with how fellow blogger samsebeskazal, who lives on the Upper East Side of Manhattan, on the way to the store for some reason decided to look in the trash, standing in one of the most expensive mansions. Mixed in with the debris where he found a lot of books.

Among the books he has found a special edition of "Essays" by Michel de Montaigne in 1947 with illustrations by Salvador Dali in very good condition.

Moreover, the book was published edition of only 1,000 copies, each signed by the artist.

For more than two hours, he and bloggers samsebeskazal was able to find many more interesting things. Rare books cannot be found anywhere else. For example, Alice in Wonderland (published in 1947), a book with pictures and stories of John Lennon and the book of Joseph Stalin (1939).

Completely new lingerie, which survived even the tag. Years, apparently, forties and sixties of last century.

From left to right, top to bottom: new folder with carbon paper, old photos, a report for the UN intelligence, cheap Western Air Lines, notification form from the hotel in France with advertising TWA, envelope with telegrams (most sent from Cyprus), radiogram RCA.

False declarations, bank statements and checks, insurance and letters. Lots of unopened envelopes, dated 1951 year.

How it all fell into the container? Apparently, these were things of the deceased owner of the mansion. A new home buyers (or heirs) did not understand: hired workers from the company for garbage collection, which was also considered the found absolutely nowhere.

Leech Went In The Nose Of Girl

Story happens to the great way done with south-east Asia to the UK semisantimetrovaya leech into the nostrils of tourists.

All is good, leech and go on to parasitize nose tourists, drinking plenty of blood, but prevented de facto: leech from copious bleeding increased and did not fit into the nostril bearer. What's not to like and to the girl. When some nasty sticking comes out of her nose, start pulling her lower lip while moving.

The girl came in horror and she tried to get rid of parasites themselves, but, feeling great pain, abandoned self, and then the lady went to the hospital. After the doctor examined the 24-year old patient, doctors began the procedure of extraction of the animal, caught leeches.

The operation, which lasted half an hour, probably will be remembered for a lifetime lover of Asian tours. With clip and tweezers doctor with great difficulty managed to pull constantly shrinking and tries to hide the body of the patient deeply huge leech-sized index finger, and the thickness can be compared with the great human finger. Presumably, the leech has lived in the nose girl about one month.

Crap Installed On The Roof Covered With Shingles

Long puzzled, thinking that it is that kind of crap invented by the inventors.

Some incomprehensible crap installed on the roof covered with shingles, it is unclear pursuing a certain goal.

Thus against grassy roofs of these gizmos are also some places stick tufts of grass uncertain. What makes me think that this is not the flower pots, hurt the grass of korytets corresponds dried grass on the roof? Sense then no fuss additionally in some pots when the grass on the roof and can be so easy to grow without any care from the side.

Yes and garden on a sloping roof is as it is not logical, although practical. But inventors knowingly probably get their money, it appears!!! These things come up specifically to protect historic buildings from weed to weed not germinate in the tile roof, destroying its root system to the old buildings, and grew up in strictly designated place for him. And these traps weeds can serve as an additional shelter for homeless cats, which in China by the thousand.

Monday, 27 October 2014

Rural Disco In Africa

Every autumn, the American photographer David Pais sent to Burkina Faso in West Africa, in the most remote villages of the city without electricity and running water to remove the life of the local youth of the village. Bereba - one of those villages, where almost every Friday night dances are held at the local bar «Le Cotonnier». Once a week, the people from the surrounding villages come here to hang out, drink warm beer and forget yesterday, surrendering dancing.
"Noisy generator feeds the outdated audio system, a local DJ puts wheels with African music says Pais. Dancing like little children and aged people. On the concrete floor they move subtly and intricately, skillfully blending motion of James Brown and Michael Jackson with hip-hop and tribal dances. I like the energy, the heat, the dynamics. I like the images that flash in the light fall on the memory card of my camera because otherwise no one could see it.

Sunday, 26 October 2014

Clothing-Transformer Which Will Replace The Suitcase

Now, going on a long journey, you can forget about the alarm about the bags that had been put into the luggage. Bulgarian designers offered a collection of multi-functional garment that combines the traditional functions of garments with functions suitcase.

Clothing transformers not imply the use of any technological developments in the "closet" fashionistas, but it solves the problem with hand luggage, which takes a lot of space and 'breaks' hands. Bag "embedded" in the person's clothing. This allows you to not use the luggage compartment, as the person is able to carry loads of up to ten pounds in clothes directly transformers.

Fancy clothes appreciate especially those who travel a lot. Firstly, in such clothes all that are required on the way will be in the literal sense, by hand, and secondly, clothing transformers allows minimizing costs for use of the luggage compartment. If the traveler decides to remove his jacket, then it can be folded into the built in the same article of clothing bag.

Designer John Power, at the presentation of his collection has said he aims to create clothes that would allow people to "all my carry", providing maximum comfort in travel.

The collection has huge variety of things: coats, jackets, tunics, dresses. The basic material for garments of this collection has become an eco-leather, so the wear-transformer is recognized more and truly "green." All products are made in three fabric solutions: a polyester skin and jeans. It is possible that the collection not quite meets the modern fashion trends, but these clothes are practical and environmentally friendly. The average cost of a single item of $ 70 collection.

Saturday, 25 October 2014

Artist Embroiders Portraits Of Close On Their Palms

Even such a seemingly traditional fascination as embroidery can be shocking, proved the artist, and is used as canvases for their own works hand.

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Love it's a pain, I'm sure Spanish artist David Katan (David Cata). However, he argues that feels much better than most unfortunate lovers. And all thanks to his unusual hobby.

21-year-old artist is not content to keep photos of friends and relatives in the wallet. He embroiders their portraits on their hands.

For unusual embroidery David Kata uses the conventional needle and thread. He carefully stitch by stitch pierces the skin, creating a pattern on the palm. As a rule, the creation of such an unusual portrait of the artist takes about four hours. Portraits obtained as close to the original.

Looking at how the works David Katan, many recoil, but the artist says that this pain is only physical, whereas the psychic pain that arises from unrequited love, there are no boundaries.

On his palm already appeared portraits of his father, aunt, grandmother, grandfather, girlfriend, and brother. "My body is a true autobiographical says the artist.

Romanian Princess Condemned For Holding Cock Fights

Three years of imprisonment and a fine of 200 thousand dollars - for Mrs. Walker, daughter of King Mihai of Romania and the First Princess Anne of Bourbon-Parma.

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Daughter of Romanian king in exile and her husband - 61-year-old Irene Walker and John Wesley Walker convicted in the US for being organized cockfights for money: three-year suspended prison sentence and a fine of 200 thousand dollars.

Princess Irina arrested in August last year. Since that time, investigators have found that over the past year and a half she and her husband settled on his ranch in Oregon at least ten cockfights, with spectators took $ 10, with participants exhibiting his fighting cock - $ 1,000.

Princess passed informants, filmed on a ranch hidden cameras. RIA Novosti reports that for the payment of the fine Walker will have to sell most of his estate.

Irina Walker - daughter of King Mihai of Romania and his wife, the First Princess Anne of Bourbon-Parma. Mihai twice occupied the royal throne, but was forced to leave the country when in 1947 the communist government abolished the monarchy.

Wednesday, 22 October 2014

Biggest Pumpkin Competition In California

John Hockley of Napa in California won the competition this year and broke the record for the state, present a huge pumpkin weigh nearly a ton. Hockley took home a cash prize of $ 12,510, or $ 13.00 per kg.

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Four pumpkins occupied in the grouping of "most beautiful pumpkin" take to the skies for viewing crowd.

Horticulturist John Hockley and lead ceremony Cameron Palmer on stage with a pumpkin-winner.

Participants contest in the group of The Most Beautiful Pumpkin "take to the air for all to see.

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Rob Globe looks at his pumpkin weighing 789 kg, took third place. He applauds the ceremony awarding Cameron Palmer. Globe of Walnut Graves in California grew six pumpkins, and none of them is cracked until the end of the season.

Gardener Russ Pugh looks like it weighed a pumpkin weighing 825.5 kg. Pugh could take this year 2nd place, but his pumpkin was disqualified due to rot.

Brant Bordsen and Jeff Johnson lead official measurements on a pumpkin on the 41st annual championship on measuring pumpkins October 13, 2014 in Half Moon Bay, California.

Official measurement pumpkins submitted by Dean Baskvaertom in Half Moon Bay, California. First weighing pumpkins were held in 1974.

Horticulturist John Hockley and his wife Patti Hockley on stage celebrating their victory on 13 October 2014 in Half Moon Bay, California.

Ron Ruth checks the integrity of a pumpkin weighing 825.5 kg, grown on Russ Pugh. And, although Pugh raised one of the largest pumpkins this year, he was disqualified for a pumpkin rot.

John Furtrado of Half Moon Bay helps to weigh the pumpkin, October 13th, 2014 in Half Moon Bay, California. Pumpkins that weigh in on the championship, usually planted in April.

Eric Carlson holds an official measurement pumpkin John Hokleya October 13, 2014 in Half Moon Bay, California. Pumpkin Hokleya of Napa in California has been named the favorite from the start of the championship contest day.

13-year-old Catherine Walker examines their pumpkin. Walker raised his pumpkin specifically for the competition in the category of "most beautiful pumpkin" pumpkin weight is 136 kg

Tuesday, 30 September 2014

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